That Makes Me a Sad Cutler: Adventures in Majestic Pigskin Fuck-ups

Each Monday, in honor of Jay Cutler, master of the team-crippling interception, Punting on First Down chronicles football players fucking up so badly, that you can blame them single-handedly for their team's loss. Exaggerations and hyperbole abound.

Well, folks that game (I can't quite remember the name. Was it the Stanley Bowl?) apparently marks the end of the NFL season. So this column will mark the end of Sad Cutler. Until NEXT SEASON! Weeee! Football!!! In seventh months :-(

A Cinderella Story...Outta Nowhere...

I'll take my 40 now.  King Cobra preferably. 

What?  You thought I was talking about the Saints? 

POFD Playoff Derisive Mocking Extravaganza

Every year, POFD gathers its acclaimed writers to make playoff predictions while mocking those jerkbag playoff teams. Since none of our teams made the playoffs, we feel they deserve as much scorn as we can muster. For each and every game up to and including the Super Bowl, we'll predict a winner of a game, as well as do our best to mock and insult the teams to help assuage our playoffless jealousy. Whoever has the best record of predictions at the end gets a 40 purchased by the other writers and a short space to mock the other writers publicly. Enjoy.

Standings

Luke          4-7
Anthony     4-7
Eric            3-8

Well, folks, we're down to the last game of the season. It's all tied up at the top between Luke and Anthony. Surely, one must prevail. Unless, of course, we all pick the same team and finish with the current standings. But that would be lame. Then again, we're pretty lame people. Maybe...


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POFD Fireside Chats: Mike Tomlin (Tomlin: Steelers will win the Super Bowl next year)

Occasionally, Punting on First Down asks an NFL star to come sit down by the fire, grab a glass of pinot noir, maybe take off some clothes, and GET FUCKING REAL. No PR reps or lawyers allowed.

Good evening, friends. This week, we get to know the Steelers' verbose strategist, Mr. Mike Tomlin.