Time is ticking down on the 2009 season of the Lord's Sport, people. If you're like me, you're knee-deep in the fantasy playoffs, cursing the name of Pierre Garcon for getting you one goddamn fantasy point after notching double digits in four of the last six weeks.
Ass.
But if the fantasy game ain't your thing and the real deal is what you crave, then you, my friend, have come to the right place.
Here are your ice-box, lead-pipe, lock-down, guaranteed predictions for Week 15...