Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 6

Well, it's week 6 in the NFL which really begs the question, what have we learned?

For starters, Mark Sanchez has Poise, Rex Ryan is fat, Terrell Owens was kidnapped, and Tony Romo is (gasp!) still pretty much overrated. 

With that being said, let's begin the lead pipe, lock-down, 100% guaranteed predictions, two days before the day after tomorrow.