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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Andy Reid is totally fat, you guys

By Eric Peterson at 2:12 PM

(Brian Westbrook kneels on the sideline during Eagles practice. Donovan McNabb walks up after finishing a drill.)
McNabb: Hey, Brian. What's that shit you got on your head?
Westbrook: Oh this?

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