Each Monday, in honor of Jay Cutler, master of the team-crippling interception, Punting on First Down chronicles football players fucking up so badly, that you can blame them single-handedly for their team's loss. Exaggerations and hyperbole abound.There are so many candidates this week. I don't know where to begin. There are the Titans pass-dropping wideouts, the Chiefs cadre of Cassel the Interceptor and His Pass-dropping Extraordinaires, the Steelers Joe Burnett who dropped a gift interception that would have ended the game, Marion Barber who fumbled his way into giving the Giants the win, Josh Freeman the thrower of five picks in one game, the entire Falcons team except Roddy White. These are all deserving candidates. But nobody exemplified the epic fail of Cutler like the team that defines failure these days in the NFL. That's right. It's the second richest team in the NFL, the third most valuable sports franchise in the entire world, the team with one of the biggest fanbases in the NFL, and one of the WORST teams in the sport. Ladies and gentlemen, from the wonderfully expensive losers you know and love as the Washington Redskins, with one of the saddest fuck-ups of the entire year, I present Mr. Shaun Suisham.
