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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

That Makes Me a Sad Cutler: Adventures in Majestic Pigskin Fuck-ups

Each Monday, in honor of Jay Cutler, master of the team-crippling interception, Punting on First Down chronicles football players fucking up so badly, that you can blame them single-handedly for their team's loss. Exaggerations and hyperbole abound.
Let's be honest here. The Vikings outplayed the Saints. They out-passed them, they out-rushed them. They were the better team. And they lost. Why? Brett Favre? Not really. He made one bad play at the end there on a terrible play call by Brad Childress. Can't really blame the son of a [gun]. That mother['s Day celebrating gentleman] had an average game. Though laughing at his [handsome] face is quite entertaining, and we all wish he would [live through] a tractor accident, it's not like he really [lapsed] all by himself. This week's co-Sad Cutlers are Brad Childress (for obvious reasons) and the company that manufactures gloves for the Minnesota Vikings.