Cassel the Interceptor and His Pass-Dropping Extraordinares: Episode 1

Episode 1: In Which Our Heroes Witness a Change of Heart

[Establishing Shot]

Deep-voiced Narrator: In a dark murky swamp. the Legion of Insanity congregated to plot their taking over the world.

A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

On the foggy moors of the colonies, an unlikely hero was forced to search for the courage to battle an empire...


Lines from the Matt Ryan Program: First catch ball from center. If earset not say give ball to unit M. Turner, then throw at unit R. White. Repeat until clock timer=0.

Out of the the mist, ominously, appeared a dark figure...