First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Little late to Sunday Night Favre. Lot of questions to answer in this game. Can the Panthers find a new QB to Favre them? Can Favre Favre some Favre? Can the Favre's defense Favre the Panthers rushing Favrefense? Favre? We'll have to tune in to find out.

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Awww yeeeeahhh.... Sunday Night Motherflippin' Football. Did you know that there was a movie called the Blind Side about this fellow named Michael Oher? Yes, there is a movie about this person I've never heard of! Can you tell me about it just one more time?

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Al and John are having fun on TV, everyone! ZOMG, they are so conversational. I feel like I'm right in the booth. I bet they are BFFs like Dan Dierdorf and Greg Gumbel. They probably do the 2 for $20 deal at Applebees all the time.

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time. 

 Well, we missed some of the game (one quarter to be specific) but we're back for the media Brady-Manning masturbatory salute starring Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth.

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

           Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Here we are st First Church of Football's new home: Sunday Night Collinsworth Smugfest. I've been waiting all day (not really). Have you?

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Will the Eagles be able to overcome the powerhouse Redskins now that they don't have to face the posthumous kickoff coverage of the empigeoned Marquis Cooper?

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

It's Monday Night Motherfuckin' Football time. Let's Party.

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

Thank the Lord it is football day.

Let's Party...

First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport

Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.

We'll start off this week's addition with a gem from the ever-annoying mormon Merril Hoge after the jump.