Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.Little late to Sunday Night Favre. Lot of questions to answer in this game. Can the Panthers find a new QB to Favre them? Can Favre Favre some Favre? Can the Favre's defense Favre the Panthers rushing Favrefense? Favre? We'll have to tune in to find out.
Get the ball to your best receiver Steve Smith? Wow it sucks to be a Panthers fan having that shitty dude as your best receiver. No wonder Delhomme throws so many picks.
ReplyDeleteI hear Farve is thinking about doing Viagra commercials. They are teaming up with Wrangler jeans to show some package deals.
ReplyDeleteGet it? Package Deals!
ReplyDeleteFrom the writers and producers of Derr and Retarded Comedy, comes It's Complicated. It's funny because Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep are in it. Also Steve Martin. He was in the Pink Panther 2. Coming to a theater near you.
ReplyDeleteThe Williams Wall!!!! It's like the great wall of China! Except blacker!
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's more African American.
ReplyDeleteIt will only be funny if Steve Martin goes back to being old funny and he gets in a knife fight with Alec Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteWho is scarier the Williams sisters or the Williams Wall?
ReplyDeleteFrom here on out, the Panthers trio of LG Mackenzy Bernadeau, C Ryan Kalil, and RG Keydrick Vincent shall be known as the Mongolians.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. One of the Williams, can't remember which, apparently likes shoving tennis balls in naughty places. That sounds scarier than being tackled by some three hundred pound dude.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much money the Dropkick Murphys have now made with that Departed song that is played anytime anything ever happens in Boston.
ReplyDeleteDavid Abernathy also got Aids at age 19 while having unprotected sex with a prostitute. This not said by Cars.com
ReplyDeleteThat run by Adrian Peterson wasn't very Favre.
ReplyDeletePeterson needs to get away from Underarmor and slap on a pair of Wranglers.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh Paula Creamer. You cream her you brought her.
ReplyDeleteI know we have already said this on POFD but I hate that Wendy's 2.99 commercial!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell is it parka-wearing weather in Carolina? Are these people cold because it got down to 55 degrees? Pussies.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who got payed more Paula Creamer or Eli Manning to be unstoppable.
ReplyDeleteThe next Match.com add:
ReplyDeleteShe has herpes and is two months pregnant.
He is a sexual predator who thought he was going on a date with a 10-year old boy.
They both know this is The Beginning.
Find your beginning at Match.com
That Favre-esque run by Peterson was much more Favre. He totally Favred the shit out of the Panthers' safeties.
ReplyDeleteThe next Match.com add:
ReplyDeleteTired of looking for girls on craigslist and Colfax Ave?
(Luke shakes his head) "Yes!"
Find your beginning at Match.com
"Sweet!"
Take that Tim Tebow he gave 2 million dollars!
ReplyDeleteBut Tim Tebow gave 2 million circumcisions. Those kids well never forget those.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget the time that Tim Tebow cut off MY fireman...
ReplyDeleteBack from the half with more questions. Like...
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Vikings offense?
Why isn't Andrea Kraemer wearing a purple leather jacket?
Should this game be played in Mississippi swampland with several Labradors to make Favre more comfortable?
Will Al Michaels call Cris Collinsworth "bro" again?
He loves touching little boys
ReplyDeleteOh awesome, I was SO wondering where the fuck Matt Moore came from.
ReplyDeleteDoes your phone surf the web? Does your phone completely deplete your bank account every time you pay your monthly cell phone bill? Droid does.
ReplyDeleteThanks, NBC. You never cease to satiate my burning desires about my FAVORITE football players.
ReplyDeleteAt least has that App for calling people. iPhone hasn't been able to integrate that App that calls people into its system yet.
ReplyDeleteThis Matt Moore fellow has a Rivers-esque delivery. He has that same retarded 14-year old girl mechanics.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt Jimmy Football has ever gotten laid. That's why he doesn't know how to use "condom"ents.
ReplyDeleteThis Vikings defensive line is so good it confuses the camera men. That Jared Allen has a motor! The Williams wall is unbreakable! Oh Ray Edwards made that play. He's ummmmm?
ReplyDeleteI seriously can't wait to NOT see Avatar. Anybody else with me?
ReplyDeleteI wish NBC would show more highlight packages with music from The Darkness in the background. Maybe a Visante Shiancoe reel with "Get Your Hands Off My Woman, Motherfucker" setting the soundtrack.
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't know the connection between Avatar and a Whopper. Oh wait, they both have lots of shit in them. Got it.
ReplyDeleteOh look! Another movie where Michael Cera plays an awkward, lame teenager! Only now he has a mustache! And is only semi less awkward! Do I smell Oscar??
ReplyDeleteEveryone always talks about how amazing Adrian Peterson is, but the seem to forget that he couldn't catch a pass to save his own life and he fumbles more than anybody else in football.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but dude. He's like, totally awesome n stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Cris Collinsworth. This game is very unimpressive. Boring even. Now entertain me, you bastard.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or is Collinsworth less of a smug asshole tonight? Talk about booooring.
ReplyDeleteAll the Vancouver Olympics commercials I've seen so far are about massive, life-threatening crashes. Kinda morbid maybe, NBC?
ReplyDeleteTune in next week to watch Brett Favre take his pregame dump. Only on NBC.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, yeah. Let's watch more sweet Favre stretching.
ReplyDeleteI think there was definitely a football move made there by Rice.
ReplyDeleteThat last throw from Matt Moore, definitely not what could possibly be construed as a "football move".
ReplyDeleteJulius Peppers just Favred Favre? How is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteI think it's possible if both parties have had at least 3 bottles of Boone's Farm.
ReplyDeleteThe Mongolians lost that battle.
ReplyDeleteBoone's Farm is quite the party. Strawberry pineapple flavored wine shots for everyone!
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