POFD is proud to present the fascinating love stories of Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens. In the off-season, the two lovers share a one-bedroom studio apartment in a very liberal minded neighborhood. Although they wanted to keep it a secret we have exclusive footage of the amazing adventures that took place. They may be different in many respects, but share one heart for each other. With the love they share they are able to pull through all the wacky shenanigans and missteps that took place in their exciting off-season life together.
This week on Who’s the Wider Receiver- As requested by their relationship therapist. The young couple has decided to make nice with some of their enemies in hopes of overcoming some built up emotional issues.
Season 1: Episode 3- The dinner party.
T.O.- “Get your sweet buns off the couch and help me make dinner. Our guests will be here shortly.”
Chad 85- “I don’t know why we are doing this. I really have nothing to say to either of them.”
T.O.- “Chad we talked about this. To become a stronger couple we have to overcome our demons together.”
Chad 85- “I am not talking to him when he gets here.”
T.O.-“You think this is easy for me either? Because its not, but we are going to suck it up and get through this as a team.”
Knock….knock….knock….
T.O.- “Oh my god which one is it.”
Chad looks through the peephole.
Chad 85- “Its your guest.”
As Chad opened the door T.O. took a deep breath not really sure what was about to happen. He knew he had to stand up, be strong and be the man of the hour.
Andy Reid- “Oh man something smells good. I hope you made enough to feed an army because I only had three cheese steaks, ten donuts, and a dead baby today. I am starving.”
T.O.- “Hello Andy. Have you lost weight?”
Andy Reid- “Nope you whiny little suck up bitch. Less talk more food!”
Chad 85- giggled under his breath “your right he is a little bitch.”
T.O. shot Chad a quick glare.
T.O.- “Excuse me?!!”
Chad 85- “I mean you’re my little bitch.”
T.O.- “That’s better.”
Knock….knock….knock…..
Andy Reid- Is that more food? I hope it is more food.
T.O.- “No Andy that is our other guest.”
The door had an eerie creek as T.O swung the door open.
T.O.- “Welcome Mr. Goodell. Dinner should be ready shortly.”
Chad did not even acknowledge Roger Goodells existence. Instead him and Andy started quickly stuffing their faces with appetizers. Andy of course because he is fat and Chad because he wanted to keep his mouth full so he did not have to speak to his nemeses.
T.O.- “Alright dinner is ready.”
Andy Reid- “OHHHHH BOYYYY!”
T.O.- “Alright Mr. Goodell to my right, Andy you to my left and Chad would you please sit at the head of the table.”
Roger Goodell- “So Chad how have you been these days?”
A rage built up inside of Chad, as he could not find anything to say to Roger. Instead Chad removed himself from the table stepped up onto his chair and then on top of the table.
T.O.- “Chad honey what are you doing?!!”
Chad then grabbed a chicken wing and began to strum it like a guitar. He was victory dancing right in front of Roger Goodell’s face. He then pretended the chicken wing was a grenade as he took out the pin and through it right at Mr. Goodell hitting him in the shoulder. Chad must have gone through every victory dance in the book as Andy Reid stuffed his face, clapping in delight every few seconds, as he loved dinner and a show. Roger Goodell just sat there with his arms crossed observing the whole thing. Twenty minutes later Chad finally seemed to be finished. He stepped down from the table. Went into the other room and grabbed his checkbook.
Chad 85- “So how much do I owe you?”
Roger Goodell- “I will send you the bill.”
Roger Goodell finished his Shirley temple. Thanked T.O. for the invitation and saw himself to the door. Andy Reid realizing this dinner party was coming to a quick end began to stuff food in his coat pockets.
Andy Reid- “Well thanks guys for having me over for food. Next time consider making more.”
T.O.- “Your fat get out of my house.”
Andy took the Crisco out of his back pocket greased up his sides and slipped his way out the front door.
Chad 85- “Is that what you wanted?”
T.O.- “I did feel better after calling Andy fat.”
Chad 85- “Throwing that chicken wing at Roger made me feel better as well.”
T.O.- “Glad we could overcome our demons together.”
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