Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 9

After a well-deserved bye week from the Straight From the Jacket Predictions (what?  Ok fine.  YOU drive from Boston to Denver in 5 days, while having to stay in Kansas for a night because every Interstate into Colorado was more snowpacked than the road up to the hotel in The Shining.  Yeah, that's what I thought.), we here at POFD are back and ready for some action from the Lord's Sport. 

Hot action.

Sweaty action.

Lofty action.

Here are your 100% lead pipe, lock-down, guaranteed predictions for the NFL's Week 9 slate of games.

Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 7

Though the most neck-bearded team in football is currently enjoying its bye week, thus rendering the remaining schedule virtually meaningless to those in the Forgotten Time Zone, the rest of the schedule of games will still go on.  They will survive.  For today, they celebrate, their independence day.

Sorry, Bill Pullman always gets to me...

Let's get this shindig started.  Here are your 100%, guaranteed, gun-toting, git-r-dun predictions for Week 7...

Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 6

Well, it's week 6 in the NFL which really begs the question, what have we learned?

For starters, Mark Sanchez has Poise, Rex Ryan is fat, Terrell Owens was kidnapped, and Tony Romo is (gasp!) still pretty much overrated. 

With that being said, let's begin the lead pipe, lock-down, 100% guaranteed predictions, two days before the day after tomorrow.

Andy Reid is totally fat, you guys

(Brian Westbrook kneels on the sideline during Eagles practice. Donovan McNabb walks up after finishing a drill.)
McNabb: Hey, Brian. What's that shit you got on your head?
Westbrook: Oh this?