Here we are, folks. The final week of the regular season is upon us, and if you're like me, you're a bit hesitant to let 2009 go.
I mean, sure, the Broncos started out 6-0, and no team that started thusly failed to make the playoffs, but goshdarnit those Mile High moneymakers are giving history a run for their money.
Chris Johnson could rush for 2,000 yards, the Colts are going to lose in the first round again for resting all their starters, and the goddamn Jets are in the driver's seat to make the playoffs.
Seriously, kill me if that happens.
Without further ado, here are your final lead pipe, home-alone, lock-down, guaranteed predictions for the final week of the regular season...
