Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 7

Though the most neck-bearded team in football is currently enjoying its bye week, thus rendering the remaining schedule virtually meaningless to those in the Forgotten Time Zone, the rest of the schedule of games will still go on.  They will survive.  For today, they celebrate, their independence day.

Sorry, Bill Pullman always gets to me...

Let's get this shindig started.  Here are your 100%, guaranteed, gun-toting, git-r-dun predictions for Week 7...