A Cinderella Story...Outta Nowhere...

I'll take my 40 now.  King Cobra preferably. 

What?  You thought I was talking about the Saints? 

The Lendale White Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week Award: Week 15

Pro Football Talk

And a good day to you all as we stand on the brink of your fantasy team's respective championships, I can only hope that your squad of make-believe has gotten you to a point where you still care what the fuck happens in a game between the Browns and the Chiefs.

But if your team was finally bounced from contention by Aaron Rodgers four-TD performance or Ben Roealkthaljsgalkjsdasf, or however the fuck you spell his name, wiping up his drool and throwing that last second TD, we here at POFD extend our sincerest condolences.  No, really.  Here...have a 40.

This one's on the house.

This week's Fantasy Party Man literally burst onto the party scene this past Sunday.  The man behind the one of the greatest single-game rushing performances in history takes home the honor this week.  And that man is....

The Lendale White Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week Award: Week 12

Pro Football Talk

It's Tuesday, folks and you know what that means.  No, not just Topless Tuesday down at your local Buca di Beppo's, it means you either extended a hefty fantasy winning streak (thank you, Ray Rice) or saw your playoff hopes go up in flames faster than Tiger Woods' image as a media darling. 

Never fear, my child.  Here is your opportunity to relive the Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week right here on POFD.  And don't be afraid to leave your own beautiful and/or horrific fantasy stories in the comments.  I know our bandwidth has been battle tested with all the views we've gotten on the site, but take a number and your turn will eventually come to be. 

Without further ado, here are Week 12's Fantasy Heroes and Cons...