The Lendale White Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week Award: Week 15

Pro Football Talk

And a good day to you all as we stand on the brink of your fantasy team's respective championships, I can only hope that your squad of make-believe has gotten you to a point where you still care what the fuck happens in a game between the Browns and the Chiefs.

But if your team was finally bounced from contention by Aaron Rodgers four-TD performance or Ben Roealkthaljsgalkjsdasf, or however the fuck you spell his name, wiping up his drool and throwing that last second TD, we here at POFD extend our sincerest condolences.  No, really.  Here...have a 40.

This one's on the house.

This week's Fantasy Party Man literally burst onto the party scene this past Sunday.  The man behind the one of the greatest single-game rushing performances in history takes home the honor this week.  And that man is....

Jerome Harrison!!

Wait, who? 

Jerome Harrison!  Cleveland Browns running back out of Washington State partied out of his mind on Sunday against the Chiefs, rushing for 286 yards and racking up three touchdowns in the process.  Those rushing yards, by the way, are the third-most ever in a single-game by a running back which is pretty goddamn impressive considering nobody at the party had ever seen this guy before.

With 47 fantasy points last week (which was nearly half of his entire season total of 99), Harrison won the party guests over with his rendition of Eddie Murphy's classic ballad "Boogie in Your Butt", and then proceeded to do a four-and a half minute keg stand.

Jerome Harrison, we raise our Side Pockets to you, good sir.  May this not be the lone highlight of your career.

And that brings us to the Douche.  Who will grab the ignominious honor this week?  The answer may not surprise you...

Douche

I've gone relatively easy on the Sulk Monster for most of this season.  When Sir Eric would name him the weekly winner of the "This Makes Me A Sad Cutler", I'd go easy on the Emo Avenger and pick on somebody else. 

But Mr. Jay apparently wants my disapproval.  No, he NEEDS my disapproval.  How else can you explain the impossible downward spiral that the Cut Man is currently coursing down? 

After yet another multi-interception affair, and -1 fantasy points to boot, Congratulations, Jay.  You are this week's Lendale White Fantasy Douche of the Week.

You can pick up your basket of Boone's Farm from the POFD offices on Wednesday.