Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 11

Things are really starting to heat up around the POFD offices.  With Mr. Rudnick coming into the fold, the customary initiation rituals took place (sorry about the male hooker, Luke.  It sounded like a good idea at the time.  Especially when it was Jaws-themed.  Turns out, he didn't mean the hit movie.  Yikes.) 

With that being said, it's best to shift our focus back to football.  We've finally made it through all the bye weeks, so no need to adjust your fantasy lineups accordingly for the rest of the season.  Celebrate, bitches! 

Unfortunately for me, now that every team is primed for a matchup this weekend, it only means more work for yours truly.  I know, I know.  My life is getting pretty Dickensian. 

Now let's get down to brass tacks.  Here are your Straight from the Jacket, lock-down, lead-pipe, guaranteed predictions for Week 11...

Straight From the Jacket Predictions: Week 10

Well, we've passed the halfway point here in the 2009 NFL campaign, and you know what that means...

1.  Andy Reid is getting fatter in order to insulate himself for those chilly Philly winters.
2.  The Cowboys will soon be leading the league in frowny-faces rather than smiles.
3.  The Browns and Redskins will be going down to the wire to find who is the most dysfunctional squadron in the league.

With that being said, here are your glass-jaw, locked-down, guaranteed bets for Week 10.