Standings
Luke 4-7
Anthony 4-7
Eric 3-8
Well, folks, we're down to the last game of the season. It's all tied up at the top between Luke and Anthony. Surely, one must prevail. Unless, of course, we all pick the same team and finish with the current standings. But that would be lame. Then again, we're pretty lame people. Maybe...
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Puppies. Not what you expected, eh?
New Orleans Hurricane Victims V. Indianapolis Quitters @ Miami
Eric
-I'll bet every single person that reads this blog a dollar (so like 5 dollars, maybe?) that CBS will have some violin-heavy montage about Hurricane Katrina and how the Saints helped everyone overcome the horror. It will be super inspirational and idiots and morons everywhere will get a confusing combination of sadness and the chills. And how will CBS mirror it for the Colts? How the Colts inspired everyone after the tragedy of when the last Hardees got shut down in Indianapolis?
What they should do is make a short montage about how the Colts are the most boring fricking team in the history of football. Every year they win 12-14 games. Their legendary coach retires and gets replaced with the same exact fucking person, only a little chubbier. They run five god damn plays on offense and like four plays on defense. Execution is like watching a Judd Apatow movie, it's the ultimate cure for insomnia.
If you couldn't tell by these paragraphs, I'm a little torn. On the one hand, the media will only talk about the Saints all the frickin time. On the other hand, the Colts are BORING AS SHIT. Go Montreal Alouettes?
Winner: Colts
Anthony
- As someone who has made his way through many natural disasters in the last few months, believe me when I tell you that hurricanes ain't nothin to fuck with. That being said, Hurricane Katrina, while devastating, happened FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO. Was it terrible? Yes. Did it destroy a once-thriving metropolis and nearly wipe it off the face of the earth? Yes. Were millions of people displaced/killed? Yes. Are the Saints going to win the Super Bowl because of this horrific natural disaster? No. They're going to win because they're a better team than the Colts, and their defense, while porous, can force turnovers early in the ballgame to get Peyton Fucktard out of his rhythm.
Also, I just watched Twister and there's no fucking way that Katrina could have been any worse than the F5 tornado that nearly destroys 1) a huge farmhouse, 2) Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt, and 3) the suppressed feelings of eternal love felt by said actors. That shit was INTENSE.
This will be the final piece to my stirring victory. The 40 will be mine.
Winner: Saints
Luke- Eric I will tell you exactly how they should make a heart-warming montage about the Colts. Do you know how much it sucks living in Indiana? Do you?.... There is nothing to do there but watch corn grow, do crappy drugs and get really fat. Indiana is so fat..... how fat is it? Indiana is so fat the state originally was moving out towards the west coast, had a heart attack from eating so much crap and got stuck in the shitty midwest. They should just show fat kids coming out of the Indiana public school system (a trailer in the middle of a corn field) wearing Colts jerseys. The Colts winning the Super Bowl and Ben and Jerry's free ice cream day are the only times they have something to be excited about. I will not kill those fat kids dreams. This is why I am picking the Colts.
Winner: Colts
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