Pro Football TalkHowdy folks, this will be a new weekly column here on POFD where we identify the Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week. These are the guys whose garbage time first-down run on 3rd and 5 in a 41-14 game gave you bragging rights for the next seven days, or the guys who managed to drop that touchdown pass when all you needed was another two points to live to see another Sunday.
Those guys, man, those guys deserve to be one of the many morons who didn't listen in a Roland Emmerich movie.
This column's namesake had to be none other than Titans "running back" Lendale White who, in 2008, nearly single-handedly won myriad fantasy leagues with his weekly 12 carry, 30 yard, 2 touchdown performances. In 2009, however, with teammate Chris Johnson the best goddamn football player this side of Purple Jesus, White has taken a giant step back for fantasy-kind, notching only a single touchdown in his team's nine games.
Ladies, Gentlemen, Amish, I present to you....the Fantasy Party Man/Douche of the Week...
