Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.Let's Party....
Sunday, November 29, 2009
First Church of Football: A Semi-Live Webbed Logging of the Lord's Sport
Punting on First Down presents a sort of live web log of the NFL action on most Sundays. At least the ones on which I have internet access and I don't have to work. So probably not every week but from time to time.Let's Party....
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Wait... Brett Favre isn't playing in this game? Screw it, then, I'm not watching.
ReplyDeleteIke Taylor went to swagger, huh? I hear they have a really good film program.
ReplyDeletePolamalu is totally listening to Samoan war music in his iPod on the sidelines.
ReplyDeleteA Ravens redzone TD... What is this bizarro world?
ReplyDeleteI hope Ben Roethlisberger doesn't rape Andrea Kraemer on the sideline.
ReplyDeleteWow. This game is really boring so far.
ReplyDeleteField position games are for jerks.
ReplyDeleteHe used to be Fast Willie Parker, but now he's Didn't Fumble Or Get Injured Yet Willie Parker.
ReplyDeleteIt's the end of the first quarter and abasolutely nothing has happened.
ReplyDeleteHow about that Saints-Pats game tomorrow? That'll be fun...
ReplyDeleteFrickin finally some pass plays. Now they'll follow it with 75 consecutive halfback dives
ReplyDeletePhil Collins is so bad ass! I wonder if it inspires Ray Lewis to stab people too.
ReplyDeleteHochuli is pissed that this game is too cold for him to show off his guns.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Michael Oher variety hour. Also there's a football game.
ReplyDeleteI like the ambiguity in the Citizen Eli Manning commercial. He is a "Champion Quarterback." But champion of what? Champion of the whole playground including the swingset?
ReplyDeleteJust flew in from work. Boy, are my arms tired. But seriously, folks...
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Willis McGahee got a touchdown? Kudos, John (or Jim?) Harbaugh. Make sure you don't use your best player (Ray Rice) on goal-line situations. Use a guy who hasn't had a good season in 3 years, and who's been playing without ligaments in his knee since college. No, you're right. I'm the jackass.
ReplyDeleteOh shit! A Peggy Fleming reference! Al Michaels just alienated 12,000 14-year-olds watching this game.
ReplyDeleteAl Michaels: Mendenhall just did more pirouettes than Peggy Fleming, and he's as bald as Scott Hamilton, and as flamingly gay as Elvis Stojko.
ReplyDeleteCris Collinsworth: What the fuck are you talking about?
AM: It's a Winter Olympics joke, Cris. Do you believe in miracles? You know I coined that phrase right?
CC: Of course I knew that. I know everything. I was just making sure YOU knew it.
Dennis Dixon just made the Ravens defense look like the Oregon State Beavers....hehe....beavers.
ReplyDeleteCollinsworth just said that "men are playing this game tonight."
ReplyDeletePhew. I was afraid my that my HDTV had contrast issue.
Ray Rice=really fucking good at football.
ReplyDeleteWrite that down.
You know that John (Jim?) Harbaugh seriously considered going for it right there. Not gonna lie, if he would've said "fuck it" and tossed it to Ray Rice, I would've had a newfound respect for the man.
ReplyDeleteAnd I know that all he cares about right at this moment is MY respect.
Anybody else think that Dennis Dixon's passes hang in the air longer than Brent Barry circa 1997?
ReplyDeleteRun Unibrow Run!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that was fucking intense. Billy Cundiff nearly just set Pittsburgh fans back 10 years.
ReplyDeleteDamn, the Ravens stadium is quieter than the dinner table at Tiger Woods' house. ZING!
ReplyDeleteWell after those abortions otherwise known as the Thanksgiving Day games (with all due respect to the Broncos' emasculization of Elisha Manning), this game has given us what we lost during those three clunkers....
ReplyDeleteYou guessed it....a football perm-erection.
These Steelers really look like the Steelers of old. and by "of old" I mean circa 1997 when a certain (not?) gay QB named Kordell Stewart was slashing his way through the AFC.
ReplyDeleteI only say that because somehow, Dennis Dixon has made the Steelers even MORE uninteresting to watch.
Did Cris Collinsworth just make a Million Dollar Baby boxing amputee joke?
ReplyDeleteAre we in for a Donovan McNabb Special here on SNF?
ReplyDeleteBen Roethlisberger wouldn't have thrown that interception. He would've slipped the Ravens defense a roofie, but he wouldn't have thrown that interception.
ReplyDeleteRay Rice is like Darren Sproles but not a dick.
ReplyDeleteRay Lewis is so happy after that game-winning kick, he's going to grant one wish to the guy he stabs in celebration.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's it for the one-man live blog, kiddies. Eric and I had fun running a tag team on you unsuspecting readers tonight.
ReplyDeleteUntil next week, don't hit any fire hydrants on your way home.
Ok, one more thing, Ray Lewis just said that he and Ray Rice like to touch each other and get amped up for games......that's no joke.
ReplyDeleteI'll leave you all to your own devices.