Who's The Wider Receiver: The Softer Sides of Lovers Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens.

POFD is proud to present the fascinating love stories of Chad Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens.  In the off-season, the two lovers share a one bedroom studio apartment in a very liberal minded neighborhood.  Although they wanted to keep it a secret we have exclusive footage of the amazing adventures that took place.  They maybe different in many respects, but share one heart for each other.  With the love they share they are able to pull through all the wacky shenanigans and missteps that took place in their exciting off-season life together.

This week on Who’s the Wider Receiver-  We join our couple in their tiny one bedroom studio apartment, located in a very liberal minded neighborhood, shortly after eating dinner.  Little do they know that they are going to be visited by an unwanted guest.
Season 1: Episode 1- The Uninvited Guest

T.O.- “Chad it’s your turn to do the dishes tonight.  Now get your sweet ass to the kitchen.”

Chad attempts to slip T.O. a one dollar bill…

T.O.- “I'm serious Silly Buns, quit playing around.  This is no time for one of your little jokes.”

Chad Ocho Cinco- “Fine, but I get to pick the movie tonight, and we are watching Footloose with a big bowl of popcorn with extra butter.”

T.O.- “You know how much I hate having butter fingers!”

Knock…knock…knock.

   

T.O.- “Chad, who could that be?"   

Chad 85- "What am I a psychic?  I have no clue, woman." 

T.O.- "Did you forget to pay your NFL fine again, Chad?” 

Chad 85-  “Oh shit!.... Don’t worry I will handle it!!...  I am a big boy!” Chad takes three deep breaths…..

As Chad approached the door, crowbar in hand, he slowly cracked the door to look out into the hallway.  No one seemed to be there.  Just as he looked back towards T.O. to tell him, the door flew open knocking Chad straight to the ground. 

T.O.- “Big Tony…. I mean Tony what are you doing here?”

Tony Romo- “I want you back T.O. and I won’t leave until you take me back.”

 T.O.- “What about Miles?"

Tony Romo- "What about Miles?...."

T.O.- "I hear you two have been having fun together without me."

Tony Romo- "Miles is just a fling.  You know you are my only bottom bitch."

T.O’s arms were crossed with his back towards Tony.  Body stiff and unwelcoming.  Not to say he was not a little flattered by Tony’s last remark.  Now slowly T.O. turned his head to look at Tony over his right shoulder.  One single tear rolling down his cheek.  Just as T.O.’s mouth was about to say a single word. Chad Ocho Cinco clobbered Tony Romo straight to the floor with his crowbar.  Blood spilling onto the floor from the large gash in his head. 

Chad 85- "SACK LUNCH  numm  numm  nummm  nummm  nummm!" Hands pretending to hold a sandwich. 

T.O.- “What did you do that for?”  As T.O. quickly wiped away his tears. 

Chad 85- “I Thought You Said it Was Over Between You Two!” 

T.O.- “You have to understand Chad.  He was my quareterbackkk…..He was my teammm mateee…..” 

Chad 85- “Wipe those tears away bitch, you mine now!” 

T.O.- “What are we going to do with the body?” 

Chad 85- “I will give O.J. a call.  He owes me a favor.  Now go get that popcorn ready!” 

Chad and T.O. spent an intimate evening alone on the couch that night.  Sharing only a small size blanket built for one. They would deal with getting out the potent blood smell tomorrow.