University of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert released a statement today with a formal apology for her actions taken during the BYU game played on November 5th. Shortly after she made this apology she surprisingly announced that she would not be finishing her scholastic career at NMU and has instead decided to place herself into the 2010 NFL draft.
Immediate interest sprung up and action has been taken by almost every NFL team. The Lions, Browns, and Rams organizations phones have been ringing off the hook with NFL teams attempting to work out a trade, in hopes for a chance at the young lady next season. Elizabeth is expected to not only be the first woman player in the NFL, but the first overall-pick in the 2010 draft. The Dallas Cowboys seem to be the frontrunner, as Jerry Jones has the most money to work with and already has a television series prepared for when Ms. Lambert arrives for training camp.
We could not get any further questions out of Elizabeth Lambert, however her boy friend was available for discussion. “Elizabeth is very excited for this opportunity. Her soccer career maybe over, but trust me she will thrive in the NFL. She will give her full level of intensity on whatever team she ends up playing for and can’t wait to play against Troy Polamalu. I would also like to take this opportunity to state that I got this black eye from falling on a doorknob… It was not from Elizabeth…. Elizabeth does not beat me."
We were able to obtain a scouting video of Lambert via YouTube:
Elizabeth Lambert is a junior at the University of New Mexico, and plays for their soccer team the Lobos originally from California (too bad for California). So, this loser knows they are going in to a game that they will most likely lose and since they do not have the talent to score they resort to this kind of play, it has very minor thought to it than let’s say passisng the ball through your opponents defense and scoring a goal.
ReplyDeleteThe other issue is the where were the referees, were they all older white men with their tongues out, enamored and unable to call the game objectively (this game had so many penalties that did not get called), I mean what are they getting paid to do. Who has paid these guys off? Do we have to change the game where only women referees can call women games. After watching the video someone was paid off, that is my conclusion.
And Lizzy, watch you back and please stay out of soccer (you real should be banned, the game does not need people like you in it), so many will be gunning for you now. Who knows maybe you were just drumming up business for your “Occupational Therapy practice”, yah good luck with that, I doubt your bed side manner is any different from your sportsmanship.